I feel educated
Where was this when I was in calculus
my calc teachers has this on her wall
I’m on a mission to find out what happened to my boxers and phone last night. This is going to be my own boring version of the hangover.
Why are there like a hundred rolls of toilet paper
I have dysentery
The one thing that I never fully understood about FMA was the fact that Ed never got a military uniform. They literally let the little runt wear whatever.
SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.
SHELDON IS BACK
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
i need to lick a butt
go to church
hmm thats an interesting place to lick a butt but ill def try it out thanks for the suggestion!
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
i think everyone has a main “my baby” for each of their fandoms
Synchronized waking up
one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry